The Body Of Christ, for Instance.

Boss: (reaches for candy from office candy jar)
Subordinate: Don't eat the chocolate bunny candies, those things are creepy.
Boss: I've put weirder things in my mouth.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on September 21, 2019
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Compare and contrast, Meals and Snacks, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

1PM Lunch

Employee #1: Guess what I had for lunch?
Employee #2: Judging from the shit-eating grin on your face I’ll guess you tossed a salad.

9200 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on September 16, 2019
Employees, Meals and Snacks, Wisconsin

9AM It Begins

Boss: Remember that time I hit you with chicken? Man, that was awesome. I was just glad it didn’t happen your first day, becuase you would have quit or something…I’m still sorry about that, by the way.
Intern: It’s okay. I like getting hit with chicken.

16 W. 19th Street
New York, NY

Posted on September 15, 2019
Bosses and Underlings, Interns & Temps, Meals and Snacks, New York, Violence

No, That Kind Really Sucks

20-something chick #1: Yeah, can I get a ham and cheese sandwich on fellatio bread.
20-something chick #2: Ummm, I think it’s called ‘focaccia’ bread…

Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on September 13, 2019
Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Indiana, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality, Words

1PM Lunch

Co-worker #1: What did you bring for lunch today?
Co-worker #2: Leftover Indian food from last night.
Co-worker #1: Indian food, huh? Never had it. Is it good?
Co-worker #2: It’s great. This type is vegetarian.
Co-worker #1: Vegetarian? I thought Indians eat buffalo.

6035 Peachtree Parkway
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Keith Canseco

Posted on September 9, 2019
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Geography & History, Georgia, Meals and Snacks

But You Have to Promise to Only Use the Pizza for Good

Woman: Can you put green peppers and mushrooms on one half and pepperoni on the other?
Pizza Hut guy: Yes, we have the technology to do that.

Beloit, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Truly amazing

Posted on September 8, 2019
Customers, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Technology, Wisconsin

It’s a Hot-Button Issue for Elephant-Americans

Cube dweller #1: You like chunky peanut butter, don’t you?
Cube dweller #2: Yeah, I do.
Cube dweller #1: Pervert.

135 East 57th Street
New York, New York

Posted on August 30, 2019
Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, New York

So the Rumors Are True?

Female coworker #1: Do you want half of my bagel?
Female coworker #2: Sure, thanks.
Female coworker #1: Okay, you can have the top.
Female coworker #2: Yay! I really like the top.
Female coworker #1: That's good. I really like the bottom.

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: cizzle