Office attorney: What are you guys talking about?
Admin assistant: Roachy cop porn. I mean, roachy popcorn.
Fairfield, Ohio
Office attorney: What are you guys talking about?
Admin assistant: Roachy cop porn. I mean, roachy popcorn.
Fairfield, Ohio
Analyst #1: I have a whole case of water in my car.
Analyst #2: Hoe cakes?
Sugar Land, Texas
Overheard by: Say What?
Tired CEO, coming out of his office: Ugh. I feel like a big, huge…stuffed cabbage.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Lowly analyst girl
Benefit lady: Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?
Pompous cube dweller: I've already bought a muffin for three times as much as I normally would. That's all the boobs get from me today.
Breast Cancer Awareness Bake Sale & Silent Auction
Maitland, Florida
Overheard by: crisa
50-something African American visitor: There are brownies in the kitchen!
Coworker: Yeah! Feel free to have one!
50-something African American visitor: I can't. I might bite my finger.
Jenkintown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Still Not Sure if it's OK to Laugh
Frustrated graphic designer: Goddamn Shirley Temple! What the hell?
Glendale, Wisconsin
Overheard by: here too early
Gentleman fundraiser, waving hands: I can't be trusted with eggs!
Seneca Place
Ithaca, New York
Blonde Asian: Dude, whole cashews taste way better than half cashews.
Sunburnt Mexican: I totally agree…I can't believe we're having this conversation right now.
El Camino Real
Carlsbad, California
Overheard by: nadia
Sloth on phone: I agree we need to go grocery shopping before we go camping. (pause) No, don't bother to buy that much corn on the cob because my boyfriend won't eat it. (pause) Why? The truth is he doesn't like to see it in his poo when he looks back and flushes.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: My Ipod just isn't loud enough
Office lady #1: At the bar my sister works at, they put jello shots in a syringe so you can just squeeze it back.
Office lady #2: Oh no, I like to feel it all over.
Pearl Street
Austin, Texas
