Otherwise We Would've Been More Specific About the Plump Roundness of Your Butt

Male coworker #1: I don't care how much of a bitch she is, her tits are unbelievable.
Male coworker #2: Shit, did you see that red thing she was wearing yesterday? I had to jerk off in the bathroom during lunch.
Female coworker they're talking about: You guys are aware that I can hear you, right?
Male coworker #1: In our own defense, we weren't aware of that.

Chelmsford, Massachusetts

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Posted on August 25, 2008
Body Parts, Clothes, Colors, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Coworkers, Default, Insults, Massachusetts, Questions, Sexuality

Whatever Happened to “It's Funny Because It's True”?

White office dude: What do a roll of sod and a 200-pound white chick have in common?
Mexican office dude: I dunno. What?
White office dude: Sooner or later they both get laid by a Mexican.
Mexican office dude: You know, that joke would be really funny if it weren't so true.

Employee Parking Garage
Downers Grove, Illinois

Posted on August 22, 2008
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, Feelings, Illinois, Insults, Questions

And Pronouncing It “Nuke-You-Lar”

Intern: It was like calling that midget the N-word

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on July 10, 2008
Default, Insults, Interns & Temps, Tennessee, Words

After You Finish Crying

Security guy: I could be an officer, you know.
Sarge: Oh, shut the fuck up.
Security guy: No, really. It’s just politics stopping me! Just politics!
Sarge: Oh, is Rudy fucking Giuliani preventing you from becoming a police officer? Why don’t you fucking explain that to all of us?

Public Safety
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Shaye