Director of Sales Support: If our salesmen were women they’d all be pregnant, because none of them know how to say no.
9898 West Bluemound Road
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Director of Sales Support: If our salesmen were women they’d all be pregnant, because none of them know how to say no.
9898 West Bluemound Road
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Team Leader: Well, you know I always have to be right, don’t you?
Employee: You’re lucky to have stayed married all of these years.
Team Leader: Yes, well my wife is a very patient woman.
Employee: Either that or deaf.
14840 Conference Center Drive
Chantilly, Virginia
Overheard by: Jen Foster
CSR on phone: Okay, I’m sending a trouble ticket up for investigation on that for you. Here’s the ticket number in case you want to call and yell at us.
4800 Concentric Boulevard
Saginaw, Michigan
Co-worker: You need to teach me Spanish and I need to teach you everything.
1341 G Street NW
Washington, DC
Junior Help Desk Agent: Nothing makes her happy. All she does is complain. I would hate to be her husband.
Senior Help Desk Agent: Uh, Joe, that is the speakerphone button, not the on-hold button.
User on speaker: Do you think you can stop ranting and help “the bitch” now?
8001 Development Drive
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina
Overheard by: EL Gee
Manager: You brought in cake and didn’t include me in the e-mail?
Co-worker: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought I got everyone.
Manager: Bitch.
260 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: briarose
Boss: Where the fuck is my breakfast? Why hasn’t it been delivered yet? I’m not even hungry anymore, I could have raised my own fucking chicken for the eggs and planted my own fucking orange tree by now.
Worker: You didn’t order anything with eggs.
135 West 36th Street
New York, NY
Clerk: I’m startin’ the day with two “ah, shits” and not an “atta boy” in sight.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Clerk #1: Hey [David], what are you up to?
Clerk #2: Working. You should try it sometime.
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Manager: Have a good weekend.
Underling: You’re leaving?
Manager: You’re not.
452 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Bob
