Office assistant #1: Lisa goes to lunch everyday at he same time. I wonder where she goes, I don't see how she affords to eat out on a daily basis, considering we don't get paid that much. I bring my lunch and eat at my desk because I just can't do it.
Office assistant #2: Uh-huh.
Office assistant #1: I just don't know where she goes.
Government Center
Charlotte, North Carolina
Worker #1: This has high-fructose corn syrup.
Worker #2: So you’re drinking colored sugar water.
Worker #1: This doesn’t even contain water.
Worker #2: What’s the first ingredient?
Worker #1: Oh.
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, NY
Lady on phone: He’s going to the baby shower? Holy shit. I know he’s gay, but he has a penis.
825 7th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Tami D’Intern
Coworker to self: I can’t perpetuate this freak show.
West Superior Street
Chicago, Illinois
PR exec #1: I just heard he's coming to the meeting tomorrow, after all.
PR exec #2: So he's sick of the person from his basement, then?
London
Ontario
Canadia
Employee: I just flew in from Spain yesterday, I’m totally jetlagged.
Department head: Spain? Is that in a different time zone?
4220 N. St. Louis Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: I would read books. Yhey bore me. Too many words in them,
really.
Coworker #2: Interesting.
440 9th ave
New York, NY
Tech guy #1: Can I ask you for a favor?
Tech guy #2: No! The last time you asked, my ass hurt!
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Male peon speaking slowly on phone: I think I am suffering from dehydration. It’s so hot. I can’t handle this. I need to see the doctor. I’ve been drinking water. Lots of water. And whiskey. Is there something I need to do different?
616 Court Street
Oberlin, Louisiana
Overheard by: Vicky
Loud-mouth designer: You had one of those UNICEF kids, adopted it, then ate it.
860 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
