Tech guy: It will take Zeus and all his pissed off gods going in and throwing all sorts of thunderbolts to straighten this out.
1 Dell Way
Round Rock, Texas
Tech guy: It will take Zeus and all his pissed off gods going in and throwing all sorts of thunderbolts to straighten this out.
1 Dell Way
Round Rock, Texas
Painter in room with painters’ tape everywhere: Do you like the new colors?
Customer: I don’t like the blue stripes.
Concord, New Hampshire
Overheard by: another painter
Old man: An hour I’m waiting here! What’s the point in making appointments if they make you wait?
Middle-aged son: What’s your hurry, Dad? You have no place else to go.
Old man: That’s not the point! When they make an appointment they should take you in at that time!
Middle-aged son: Hey, Dad, that’s why they call it a ‘waiting room.’ See all these people? They all have appointments, too.
Old man: When I see that doctor I’m gonna give her a piece of my mind.
Middle-aged son: I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Dad. One little injection and they’ll carry you out of here dead, and nobody’s gonna ask why a 91-year-old man died suddenly.
Doctor’s waiting room
Rockville Centre, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
Student: Crap, I don’t know how to start.
Teacher: I can’t help you.
Student: Why not?
Teacher: If I knew this kind of crap do you think I’d be working at this ghetto school?
1133 Mission
Oceanside, California
Engineer #1: You ever have one of those drives into work where you swear they’re giving out driver’s licenses as prizes in people’s cereal in the morning?
Engineer #2: Mine came with a free decoder ring!
151 Court Street
Binghamton, New York
Co-worker #1: My corner is dark and quiet.
Co-worker #2: You should move over here.
Co-worker #3: Just make sure you don’t wear Stevie Wonder glasses over at your corner.
6000 Windward Parkway
Alpharetta, Georgia
Teacher: …yeah, they outnumber us thirty to one and we’re not allowed to carry stun guns.
6307 Orchard Beach Road
Cheboygan, Michigan
HR: What we need to determine about her mistake is, is this fuckup a rare occurrence or is this the type of thing we should come to expect from her.
VP: You mean like the normal run of the mill disasters…
HR: Exactly.
75 Washington Avenue
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: brian brinegar
Annoying coworker to office gossip: I don't know what rubber nuts have to do with Pennsylvania, anyway.
Columbia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Damn Ya-Ya's
Mother: Put those toys away. Think of the other kids who come here.
Little kid #1: Yeah, we’ve gotta think of the other kids.
Little kid #2: I don’t want to think of the other kids. I only want to think about me.
Doctor’s waiting room
North Rocks, Sydney
Australia
