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Those Will Cost Extra to Remove

Painter in room with painters’ tape everywhere: Do you like the new colors?
Customer: I don’t like the blue stripes.

Concord, New Hampshire

Overheard by: another painter

  • Posted on September 4, 2014
  • Arts, Blue Collar, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Gripes, New Hampshire, Questions
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