Coworker #1: You need to get a contractor to do these repairs.
Coworker #2: How about Greg?
Coworker #1: Is he the one with the lazy eye?
Coworker #2: How should I know, I never met him!
Coworker #1: Yeah, that's him. Don't call him. He has a bad aura.
Coworker #2: How about rob?
Coworker #1: Who's that?
Coworker #2: The guy with one leg.
Guest in waiting room: You have a one-legged contractor?!
Scarsdale, New York
