Girl #1: They missed their deliverables again. Can you believe that shit?
Girl #2: No, I can’t believe it. I am so frustrated for you. What is the excuse? “Our neanderthal foreheads make it difficult to see the screen?”
275 Battery Street
San Francisco, California
Deliveryman: I’m looking for the seventeenth floor.
Receptionist: You’re on the eighteenth floor.
Deliveryman: Where’s the seventeenth floor?
3900 West Alameda Avenue
Burbank, California
Guy #1: Why is The Lord of the Rings CD in your bag?
Guy #2: It's a good soundtrack, man! A good movie!
Guy #1: You fuckin know Elven!
Guy #2: I don't know Elven.
Guy #1: You can read Elven.
Guy #2: I can't read Elven!
Guy #1: Well, you can do something with Elven!
Guy #2: I can recognize Elven!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Lularow
Coworker on phone: I don't remember…do your people all wear those rubber latex gloves?
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Yikes! Who is she talking to?
Sales guy: Jason*, quit calling into my sales territory! You are a freaking poacher!
Jason: Poacher? I don’t even like eggs.
Sales guy: You’re an idiot.
6400 Congress Avenue
Boca Raton, Florida
Overheard by: Fried Egg
Co-worker: So I was at the deli, and I asked for a third of a pound of meat. I asked the lady twice. She then gave me 1.5 pounds of meat. I said, “Excuse me, this isn’t a third of a pound.” Then she said,
“Yes, it is.” Then I said, “No, it’s not.” So then she turns and asks her co-worker behind the deli counter how much a third of a pound is, and her co-worker replies, “Oh, a third of a pound is .75.”…This is why I hate the South.
115 Perimeter Center Place
Atlanta, Georgia
Partner: I guess just like people watch tv electronically, one day they'll figure out how to send mail electronically.
Brooklyn, New York
Lady at meat counter: I had to buy some from Wal-Mart!
Meat guy: Aww!
Whole Foods
Winter Park, Florida
Overheard by: Sarah
Coworker #1: I can get news from all 52 states!
Coworker #2: Uh… there are only 50 states.
Coworker #1: Duh — Alaska and Hawaii!
Chelmsford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Must’ve missed that one in geography…
Producer guy #1: She’s just awful.
Producer guy #2: And it’s not like she’s smokin’ hot!
Producer guy #1: Yeah, if you can’t act at least be smoking hot.
10201 West Pico Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
