Worker #1: Do you know a sabbatical is?
Worker #2: Isn’t that when you don’t have sex?
Worker #3: I think professors take sabbaticals?
Worker #2: Wasn’t Ross on a sabbatical?
Worker #3: I think it’s a break from working.
Worker #2: So I was right. A prostitute on sabbatical wouldn’t have sex.

4725 Peachtree Corners Circle
Norcross, Georgia

Coworker: I was settling in for a little infidelity, and instead I got rape! But it was good.

163 Freelon Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eve S. Dropper

Tech guy: Yeah, so I tried to open the file, and it said something, something, file can’t open, something.
Client services girl: Gee, thanks, tech.

1619 Broadway
New York, New York

Coworker: Oh, you know what? I'm retarded.

East Windsor, Connecticut

Graphics editor: Did she get a makeover?
Producer who yelled at me for no reason: Uh…she’s got a different outfit.

12 W. 27th Street
New York, NY

Office guy: So I told her I would give her $15,000 and a ladder to elope. And that she could keep the ladder when she got back.

Stratford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Zaphod B.

Office grunt: Tony*, you're retarded–of course you're going to be poor!

Wall Street
New York City, New York

Co-worker #1: I like working with you guys, ’cause you guys are wild.
Co-worker #2: My “wild” fell off a long time ago.

1301 Riverplace Boulevard
Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: Sum Ting

Sales guy: Jason*, quit calling into my sales territory! You are a freaking poacher!
Jason: Poacher? I don’t even like eggs.
Sales guy: You’re an idiot.

6400 Congress Avenue
Boca Raton, Florida

Overheard by: Fried Egg

Coworker to another: Are you a Yankee fan or a baseball fan?

E 42nd street
New York City, New York