Employee #1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn’t pee in it or anything, right?
Employee #2: Oh my god, you are like my freaking wife!
101 15th Street
San Francisco, California
Employee #1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn’t pee in it or anything, right?
Employee #2: Oh my god, you are like my freaking wife!
101 15th Street
San Francisco, California
Drone on phone: Oh yeah, my friend had that disease, he died… I’m sure you won’t die, though.
Storke Road
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: angelina
Peon: I’m not sure if everyone’s aware, but I have taken the time to name people’s tummies in the In-house Department.
Wilmington, Delaware
Worker: Lemon cod, please. With pasta and–
Server: Pasta’s an entree. Not a side.
Worker: Oh, I didn’t see it on the entree sign.
Server: That’s because it’s a side.
9000 Wisconsin Avenue
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Barb
Coworker: Hey, you know that new radio station that started last week? It's like when you meet a new friend but then the next week you realize they aren't cool and you don't want to be seen with them.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: rita
Guy watching tv in break room: They have TVs in Bangkok? Isn't that in, like, China?
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Caller: Does your search allow for a wild card?
Presenter: Sure … Um … What, exactly, is a wild card?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: dailin dailer
Irate customs broker: I want to speak to someone with authority! Not someone who speaks like he has a potato in his mouth!
Miami, Florida
Manager: Because your job can be done more efficiently and less expensively overseas, you are being laid off. However, your particular layoff will be delayed for five months because the work you do on your contract cannot be done overseas. Your projected end date will be 10/31.
Employee: Um, please repeat that, and think about it while you do so.
Manager (after repeating): Oh. Um, sorry.
Upstate New York
Employee, whispering about large customer entering: She’d like an additional chin…
7 Mile Road
Michigan
