Customer #1: Does the Peaks Island Ferry go to Peaks Island?
Ticket agent: Yes.
Customer#1: Does it come back?
Customer #2: No, it’s the barge to Hades. It only goes one way.
Casco Bay Lines Ferry Terminal
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: Jeff Jenks
Old woman: How dare you pick me up in a truck? I drive a Cadillac and you pick me up in a truck?! This is the last Cadillac I ever buy from you!
Manager: That’s not much of a threat, now, is it? Seriously, look at you. I mean, there’s not a lot of Cadillacs left in you, is there?
Car dealership
Ohio
Employee handing customer a ticket: Enjoy your movie.
Customer: Where do I go?
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida
Suburban housewife: So, then she explained to me what a Brazilian wax was, and I was like, ‘I don’t know…’
Salon
Dunwoody, Georgia
Overheard by: Ang
Clueless customer: Hi, I'm looking for this book that I read a review about, I was wondering if you could help me.
Knows-the-drill employee: Okay, what's the title?
Clueless customer: I don't remember.
Knows-the-drill employee: Do you know who wrote it?
Clueless customer: No… I know that the book had a yellow cover, though.
Knows-the-drill employee: Okay, let's see what we can find here in yellow…
Mays Landing, New Jersey
Patient looking at insurance form: Where this says ‘Relation to patient,’ what do I put?
Insurance employee: You can put ‘Husband,’ ‘Spouse’… ‘Love slave.’
6721 Lake Harbour Drive
Midlothian, Virginia
Overheard by: Pip
Lawyer: So are you sleeping with my wife or what?
Client: [Rob], you’re hilarious.
Lawyer: ‘Cause you know, you can get her pregnant. I don’t even care.
11755 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
CSR: So is there anything else I can help you with?
Customer: I’m not sure; are there any questions I didn’t ask yet?
605 5th Avenue South
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: listening in
Store clerk to weird customer: Sir, we don't carry that, that only exists on television.
Long Island
Cashier: Alright, so that’s going to be $47.68.
Customer: What? The book was $31.99!
Cashier: Ummm, actually, it was $44.99…
Customer: It says $31.99!
Cashier: I’m afraid you were looking at the American price, ma’am…
Customer: So?!
Cashier: We’re in Canada.
Customer, indignant: Well, I want to speak to a manager!
Cashier: Unfortunately, I don’t think he’ll be able to change global economy, but let me page him…
Ontario
Canadia
