Coworker #1, about Hispanic workers outside: I wonder if they are Mexican.
Coworker #2: They could be.
Coworker #3: Maybe they're Guatemalan.
Coworker #1: Or Puerto Rican.
Coworker #3: No, they're not Puerto Rican. They're not wearing purple.
Glens Falls, New York
Coworker #1: It won't mount. It's been three minutes.
Coworker #2: Three minutes… that ain't right. Want me to see if I can mount it faster?
Coworker #1: Yeah, have a go.
Coworker #2: I'm straight in.
Beverly, Massachusetts
Regular office guy: Anyone want to go get coffee?
Hot office girl: No, I have a dentist appointment I have to leave for in a few minutes.
Regular office guy: Well, that sucks.
Hot office girl: No, my mouth sucks! (pause) Wait…
Bellevue, Washington
Nearby cubicle dweller: I can't believe my nephew only got a 10% on the science test! So if there were a hundred questions, it means he only got one right!
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Frustrated colleague: We've got to stop using hookers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Old office lady #1, looking at People magazine: Matthew Broderick has gray hair!
Old office lady #2: Who?
Old office lady #1: Matthew Broderick… He was in the Karate Kid movies.
Des Moines, Iowa
Overheard by: B Fraz
Coworker to admin: Might sound weird, and I never thought I'd have to say this, but you look pretty good as a zombie.
McKinney, Texas
Guy in cubicle: I seemed to have dropped my camera in the toilet.
Baltimore, Maryland
Office lady #1: How do you feel?
Office lady #2: I've had this hard spot right here and then I have this really hard spot over here.
Office lady #1: No?
Office lady #2: And the really hard spot is moving towards my crotch!
Office lady #1: That sucks.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: DeeDee
