Male coworker on phone: Well, in this alternate reality that's how babies are conceived.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Male coworker on phone: Well, in this alternate reality that's how babies are conceived.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Rep #1: What are you looking at?
Rep #2: It's a Mexican government web page. You can see the clouds and stuff anywhere in the world.
Rep #1: Cool.
Rep #2: It's super cool. I like, like the clouds and stuff. Maybe I should have been a cardiologist.
Sioux City, Iowa
IT to coworker: No, I am not taking my muffin into the bathroom!
Carbondale, Illinois
Male coworker #1: Now I feel like pollinating something!
Male coworker #2, bending over to get something out of file cabinet: I'm really glad my butt is pointed over this way.
Fort St. John
BC
Canadia
Overheard by: glad she brought that bee pollen to work
Male bartender: Where'd you park?
Female bartender: 12th and Albany.
Male bartender: So far away? Why do you want to be raped?
Los Angeles, California
Leader of conference call: Sorry, please forgive me as I shove something with protein in my mouth…
Coworker, off the call: That's what she said!
Atlanta, Georgia
Coworker, after conversation with boss: A fetus could come up with better ideas.
Melville, New York
Coworker to customer: No, no. I don't think it won't take anything no longer than that.
Mt. Laurel, New Jersey
Overheard by: Annoyed
Worker #1: Does anyone know who owns the black Civic out front?
Worker #2: Why's it gotta be a black Civic? Why can't it just be a civic?
Redmond, Washington
Cube rat to another: I don't want to play your stupid game, I just want the purple monkey!
Alpharetta, Georgia
