Male Co-worker: Are my ears bleeding?
Female Co-worker: I didn’t know I was that loud. I’m sorry. I had the volume down.
Male Co-worker: It’s just your voice, you’re loud. I have excellent hearing. Put it this way, I can hear a snake piss on cotton.
5 Times Square
New York, NY
Overheard by: Tamika J.
Extremely Long Island woman to receptionist: So, Dr Wong will be coming in at two to use the computer. She is a very nice oriental lady.
Dental Supply Office
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: I have a rug like that
Utilities engineer: I have gas, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.
618 E. South St.
Orlando, Florida
Recruiter: So, what do you think of her qualifications?
Manager: Well, her experience looks great. I’m just not sure what a degree in English has to do with writing?
Naval Air Station North Island
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Teresa Minnich
Factory worker: It’s great, you know. I can go to my doctor and say stuff like: “This stuff is green, and it’s making me sick.”
Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Anonymous Temp
(two coworkers at the urinals)
Coworker #1, about colleague: Man, what a pecker.
Coworker #2: Hey, quit looking!
Lebanon, Missouri
Cube rat: Jason* is a pretty good guy… for a racist homophobe.
Senlac Drive
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Is That All?
Boss: Did you talk to that girl Rachel*?
Male employee on phone: Yes, I have her resume in front of me now.
Boss: She’s very pretty… she has big boobs.
Male employee on phone: Really.
Boss: Something to think about.
6671 Eastland Road
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: melessa
Man #1: No, man, I'm telling you! You have really big toes!
Man #2: Thanks!
Solon, Ohio
Overheard by: David Anon
NYU Professor: Being a visiting professor has its good points: I don’t give a shit what I say!
19 University Place
New York, NY
