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Then She’ll Say “Stop Eating Your Ferns”

Factory worker: It’s great, you know. I can go to my doctor and say stuff like: “This stuff is green, and it’s making me sick.”

Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Anonymous Temp

  • Posted on March 3, 2016
  • Colors, Compliments, Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Health & Hygiene, Maryland
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