Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Office secretary: You would think with all the tourists they get in Hawaii you would see more out-of-state license plates.
West Bend, Wisconsin
Lawyer on phone: That's a shit town! (pause) You live in that town?!
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Accountant: Jumping through fire's not that hard. You just… go over it. You know how, when you wave your hand over a flame, you don't get burned? It's like that, but with your whole body.
Los Angeles, California
Front desk clerk to another, about smoking during second pregnancy: Well, at least with this one, I am not drinking.
Williamsburg, Virginia
Voice #1 over cubicle wall: It's white, but it turns pink when it's wet.
Voice #2: Yeah, but when you let the sun shine on it, you never know.
Greenville, Texas
Salesman on phone: No, no: it's a merger, not a takeover. It's kind of like when Germany merged with Poland in World War II.
New Albany, Ohio
Overheard by: I can't tell if he's joking or not
Boss, during sales meeting: I'm still trying to hire a new salesperson. Actually, Mark* was the best candidate, based on Monica's* recommendation, but he couldn't accept the job. And that happens. So, Monica*, you don't need to feel guilty about wasting anyone's time. Although I don't think you do feel guilty, which is really weird because you're Jewish.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Weightlifting coworker, during lunch: On a two breast day it's not enough, but on a six breast day…
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Kirstoona
Ski instructor: Well, at least it's snowing today. Yesterday we had rain.
First time skier: Oh, so this is snow, is it? Not rain?
Ski instructor: Well, yeah…
First time skier: So what does rain look like up here?
Smiggin Holes
Australia
Overheard by: Emma
