Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Cube guy: Mine didn't have that chickeny rooster thing, though!
Boca Raton, Florida
Intern: North Korea is only the scariest country on the planet.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Temp
Overexcited developer: I dig that like a digging pony!
Lehi, Utah
Cube dweller: Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies.
Fountain Valley, California
Overheard by: TravisPeriod
Office girl on phone: I know, she's such a fucking whore! Oh, I really shouldn't swear in public. (pause) Yeah, but you're allowed to swear, you're at a train station. You get a different clientele at train stations to libraries…
Wollongong Library
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Smootle
Account exec eyeing treats in kitchen: Those biscuits are so good they make me want to cry. They taste like Paris!
Manhattan, New York
Receptionist on phone: I'm going to have Derrick wash my bras cause they smell like sour milk.
Nashville, Tennessee
Employee #1: What would you be? A zombie or a zombie hunter?
Employee #2: I think I'd just be a victim.
Employee #1: A vampire?
Employee #3, derisively: Vampires aren't real.
Chico, California
Overheard by: Dinah
Ex-Raiders cheerleader boss: Ugh! I can't stand the taste! It's like licking wood.
Burbank, California
