Dear Sir– Might I Have Your Phone Number?

Bored cubicle rat: That's my penis? It looks like a leg!

Marysville, Washington

Posted on September 9, 2008
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Questions, Sexuality, Washington

Eventually, You Run Out of Things to Say to Your Conjoined Twin

Admin to boss: Well, you're totally opposite from me, but we have different brains.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 8, 2008
Admins, Body Parts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Default, People, Washington, Weirdness

If You Have to Ask, You'll Never Know

Guy: I have to go see my mom, she just had her hip replaced.
Intern: Where is “hipper place”?

New York City, New York

Overheard by: JDS

Posted on September 5, 2008
Body Parts, Default, Family, Health & Hygiene, Interns & Temps, New York, Questions

You're Depleting a Precious Natural Resource

Payroll girl on phone: No, we can't find the time cards… No, she didn't lose them… Hahahahaha. (to secretary who lost time cards) George says your butt sucks major canal water!
Secretary who lost time cards: What!?

Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on September 2, 2008
Arizona, Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Employees, Insults, On the phone

And My Light Fixtures Are Starting to Sag

Customer service rep on phone: I know exactly what you mean. I haven't gotten a manicure in so long… my cubicles look horrible.

Cypress Creek Road
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Ava

Posted on August 29, 2008
Body Parts, Cubicles, Default, Florida, Gripes

It Sang 'Let's Do the Time Warp', As I Recall

Urologist: Can we do a time-out, please?
Nurse: Mr. Henderson* is here for a cystoscopy. You've seen this patient before.
Urologist: I've never heard of him. (uncovers the field) Hmmmm. I don't remember the patient's name, but I have seen this penis before.

Hospital, Virginia

Overheard by: CJ Wiretap

Posted on August 27, 2008
Body Parts, Default, Doctors, Health & Hygiene, Medical, Names, Nurses, Offers and requests, Questions, Time Management, Virginia

Never Get Off the Metro at Foggy Bottom After Dark

Cute producer girl to smoking hot anchorwoman: Speaking of awesome, my ass hurts.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: WebHag

Posted on August 25, 2008
Body Parts, Coworkers, Default, Gripes, Sensory Experiences, Washington DC

Otherwise We Would've Been More Specific About the Plump Roundness of Your Butt

Male coworker #1: I don't care how much of a bitch she is, her tits are unbelievable.
Male coworker #2: Shit, did you see that red thing she was wearing yesterday? I had to jerk off in the bathroom during lunch.
Female coworker they're talking about: You guys are aware that I can hear you, right?
Male coworker #1: In our own defense, we weren't aware of that.

Chelmsford, Massachusetts

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