Knew I Shoulda Told Him It Was His Idea

Librarian #1: Take a look at these new book donations that just came in.
Librarian #2: Oh, it’s just a bunch of Chick Lick; we don’t want it.
Librarian #1: Don’t you mean Chick Lit?
Librarian #2: I stand by my statement.

501 Maitland Avenue
Maitland, Florida

Overheard by: Kristen

Posted on February 9, 2019
Advice, Arts, Comebacks, Coworkers, Florida, Gripes, Questions, Words

Though I Give My Body to Be Burned, It Profiteth Me Nothing

Customer service agent, ending phone call: Thank you for calling. Is there anything else you need to help us with today?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Sars

Posted on February 2, 2019
Canadia, Customer Service, Offers and requests, Office Politics, Questions, Words

Which Is Why I'm Raising My Hand

Office worker: Where are the Doritos?
Cube mate: Huh?
Office worker: I said: “where are the Doritos?”
Cube mate: Oh, I thought you said: “where are the dirty hoes?”

Yardley, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 15, 2019
Employees, Meals and Snacks, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality, Words

Someone Had to Tell the CEO

Woman across the hall: You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail. You’re going to jail.

3811 O’Hara Street
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 8, 2019
Crazies, Pennsylvania, Strangers, Threats, Words

Words