Coworker: Well, we just need to nip this in the booty.
Colleague: “Nip it in the booty?”
Coworker: Yeah, some people get offended when you say butt.
Coral Springs, Florida
Overheard by: Sesame
Coworker: Well, we just need to nip this in the booty.
Colleague: “Nip it in the booty?”
Coworker: Yeah, some people get offended when you say butt.
Coral Springs, Florida
Overheard by: Sesame
Girl: Why are you in customer service if you don't want to service the customer?
Vanderbilt University
Nashville, Tennesee
Overheard by: AlsoWondering
Photographer: If you don't know someone who will fuck you with an octopus, do you know anyone who would flog you with one?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: fetishgirl
Cube dweller: I learned something last night. Never trust a restaurant that has a sumo wrestler in a pink tutu and high heels on the menu.
Los Angeles, California
Male client service monkey: Oh man, I can’t wait to prance around the office in my tights.
Sansome and Sutter
San Francisco, California
Cashier to another: Most of our customers are dumber than dirt, and they've got guns.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Locked & Loaded
Employee #1: Oh, god! Tammy*!
Supervisor: What now?
Employee #2: I drooled on her!
Employee #1: Get out of my cube, drooler!
Sycamore, Illinois
British receptionist, over intercom: I just found a water bottle in the toilet. If it's yours please come to the front desk to get it. (a moment later) No, the water bottle was not literally in the toilet.
Manhattan, New York
Analyst to lackey: I don't think it makes any sense to run around playing “battleship” with analysts' Outlook calendars.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Rachael
