Boss: So I'll need two chickens, a goat… and see if I can get a rooster.
Student worker: Two chickens?
Boss: Yeah. (sees another worker looking at her) I already have people to buy my eggs!
Worker: What is going on in here?!
Mt Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts
Nurse: You’re not a weird old lady. Stop it.
Ivyland, Pennsylvania
Girl on intercom: Happy hour is now beginning in the upstairs happy room.
(intercom off, then back on)
Man: You are all a bunch of bitches.
Washington, DC
Lady desk jockey, loudly: It's time to go potty!
California University
Overheard by: Grossed Out
Office manager to locksmith: You're the guys who service my back door, right?
Portland, Oregon
Maintenance foreman talking to vendor about fittings: When I say air, I’m talking about nitrogen.
Southlake Boulevard
Richmond, Virginia
Boss, knowingly: It's like trying to put makeup on a cat, it just doesn't stay on…
Roanoke, Virginia
Older, slightly creepy, owner of firm: Do we have any more batteries?
Young, cute receptionist: No, I can order some.
Owner: Nah, just run home and get the ones out of the toy under your pillow.
Houston, Texas
Office worker, about project manager's shaved head: You look like a penis.
Project manager: You're a vagina.
Office worker: Fine China!
Parsons, Kansas
