We All Thought the Kraken Would Be Bigger

Coworker to another: Showing the Kraken in the Clash of the Titans trailer is like asking a girl out with your dick hanging out.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on June 3, 2010
Body Parts, Canadia, Cinema, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Sexuality

Did He Say 'Thai' or 'Tile'? Because It Makes a Difference.

Customer: Do you sell anything that will take the finish off a tile?
Salesman #1: Yeah, I think we have something. Where's that Finnish stripper?
Salesman #2: Out back, next to the Swedish stripper.

Waltham, Massachusetts

Posted on June 2, 2010
Customers, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Questions, Sales, Sexuality

#2 has long since learned to agree with whatever the guy holding the welder says

Hard hat #1: I hate television without sex, violence and nudity.
Hard hat #2: You bet!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: loopster

Posted on May 31, 2010
Friends, Gripes, Illinois, Sexuality, TV, Violence

I hear if you eat some sausage right afterwards, that feeling goes away

Student worker: Man, my mouth is really dry.
Secretary: Why?
Student worker: Because I just ate some raw nuts.

Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: Listening Secretary

Posted on May 31, 2010
Admins, Body Parts, Feelings, Florida, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality, Students

…And What Was the Topic Of This Meeting Again?

Office peon #1: It could be worse, he could be addicted to gay porn or crack.
Office jokester: Does gay porn lead to worse addictions? Does gay porn lead to crack?
Office peon #2: Depends on what type of crack you mean.

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Posted on May 27, 2010
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality, Substance Use & Abuse

When Your Job Blows, You Find Humor Wherever You Can

Coworker #1 to husband who dropped off lunch: What is on your shirt?
Husband: I spilled Coke.
Coworker #1: Do you want me to suck it?

St. George, Utah

Overheard by: Charlie

Posted on May 19, 2010
Body Parts, Clothes, Couples, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Utah, Wishes

Why Is There a Sheep in the Office in the First Place??

IT guy #1: I'll hold her down, you pound her.
IT guy #2: Okay.
(both laugh)
Business analyst: What are you guys laughing at?

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Posted on May 18, 2010
Financial Folk, Oklahoma, Sexuality, Tech People

You Like It Hot and Steamy, Right?

Boss: Don, I'm going to the restroom. Gonna grab some coffee and we'll just do it, okay?

Seattle, Washington

Posted on May 18, 2010
Bosses, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Restroom, Sexuality, Washington

That's Really Not a Nice Way to Talk About Sarah Jessica Parker

Receptionist on phone: He had sex with a horse! (pause) Twice. (pause) Yeah, good thing your picture isn't up there (pause) True story!

Chinatown
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: David

Posted on May 14, 2010
Animals, New York, On the phone, Receptionists, Sexuality

We Envision Katherine Heigl in This Role

Male coworker being rushed: Just give me a sec.
Female coworker rushing him: I'll give you lots of secs.

Winnipeg
Canadia

Posted on May 14, 2010
Canadia, Coworkers, Sexuality, Time Management

Sexuality