Sexuality

Weirdest. Venus Razor Commercial. Ever.

Lady #1: I just had to explain to a 21-year-old what it's like to go to the gyno for the first time. I explained getting pried apart, the ovary exam and the breast exam.
Lady #2: What about the anal exam?
Ladies #1 and #3: (blank stare) What are you talking about?
Lady #2: Don't you get an anal exam at your gyno?
Ladies #1 and #3: No!
Lady #1: You were violated!
Lady #3: This is why I have a female gynecologist.
Lady #2: Well, that would explain why he complimented me on my shave, too.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Rizzy

Further Evidence That Being a T.A. Blows.

Student worker: I'm trying to figure out which class to take. I heard Dr Smith* is a big dick, though.
Graduate student #1: The word you're really looking for is “has.”
Graduate student #2: Well, I guess we all know who's getting that teaching assistant spot.

Charlestown, Illinois

Overheard by: Overworked English Grad

Your Editors Avoid Hot Tubs Like the Plague

Coworker on phone: I kinda just rub it underwater.

Stockton, California

Plus, We've Been Practicing.

Coworker to boss: If we go to jail for this, I better be your girlfriend, because I don't think I could handle it on my own.

Albany, New York

…For the Team

Team leader to claims adjuster: You know what? Sometimes you just gotta go in there, bend over and say “here, John*, just take me.”

Brentwood, Tennessee

Russell Brand Is Every Employer's Nightmare

Manager, training new employees: So… Sexual harassment. Just don't do it.
Dreadlocked newbie: What about dry humping behind the butcher counter?

Escondido, California

Overheard by: This is a health food store…

Hasn't Claire Had Enough for One Day?

Coworker #1: It won't mount. It's been three minutes.
Coworker #2: Three minutes… that ain't right. Want me to see if I can mount it faster?
Coworker #1: Yeah, have a go.
Coworker #2: I'm straight in.

Beverly, Massachusetts

When You Can Remember My Name.

Old coworker to younger one: So when are you going to show me your bedroom?

Nebraska

Overheard by: Talking about decorating

Employee Benefits Are Under Attack Everywhere

Frustrated colleague: We've got to stop using hookers!

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: confused but amused

By the Way, Are You Male or Female?

Middle aged coworker #1: I'm not gonna cuddle with you, I just like the way it feels.
Middle aged coworker #2: I don't need any rumors to start about me… How about we just hug instead?

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Distracted

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