Yelling assistant manager, after hitting “print” and hearing printer go “beep”: Don't touch it! I'm coming!
Pekin, Illinois
Yelling assistant manager, after hitting “print” and hearing printer go “beep”: Don't touch it! I'm coming!
Pekin, Illinois
Male staff accountant to male salesperson: Let's do it together!
Orange Blossom Trail
Florida
Overheard by: female in the cube
Young girl, after dropping spaghetti for the third time: Figures… The one time I don't put it in my mouth it flops over and makes a mess.
Portsmouth, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
Cubicle dweller from first shift: Feel free to polish off my sausage.
Cubicle dweller from second shift: Uhh… Can you repeat that?
Shift lead: Dude, he has a plate of sausage and cheese with crackers. He's gonna leave it for your shift.
Cubicle dweller from second shift: Oh. Thanks, man.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Jerbz
Male systems analyst: Why don't you just finish that bottle of water? You've only got like two swallows left.
Female student intern: Oh, I've swallowed a lot more than that.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Sales guy: Okay, so my brother has a blowhole. (laughter, awkward looks) No, really. It's a hole on the roof of his mouth. What do you think I'm talking about?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Cube rat, after another has blown air into the back of his head: I'm not just some chick you can flirt with!
Perth
Australia
Sales manager to receptionist: You are an adorable whore! Come get trashed with me.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Not adorable
Customer service manager: He said that since he paid so much for the service contract, we should give him a replacement print head for free.
Sales manager: I'm not giving that fucker any head!
Elk Grove Village, Illinois
Overheard by: Leelluu
