Boss to underling: That's a man hug right there. That's a nipple bump!
Manhattan, New York
Boss to underling: That's a man hug right there. That's a nipple bump!
Manhattan, New York
Voice #1 over cubicle wall: It's white, but it turns pink when it's wet.
Voice #2: Yeah, but when you let the sun shine on it, you never know.
Greenville, Texas
Macho supervisor: Yeah, she had that kind of short lesbo hair. I don't like that. Ya know what I mean?
Short-haired female cube dweller: We get it. You can't keep a woman you can't grab by the hair.
Belleville, Michigan
Overheard by: noe
Manager to gay employee: If you were a man, you'd understand.
Gay employee: Uhhhh… (head tilt)
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: silent bystander, slowly backing away
Office guy: Why are you walking like that?
Office girl: I worked out on Saturday and my calves are like little balls of pain.
Orlando, Florida
Woman #1 in charity shop: He was in here for a long time, behaving oddly, and the other chap kept coming in and whispering to him and I was worried they were gonna steal something.
Woman #2 in charity shop: So he wasn't?
Woman #1 in charity shop: No, he was having a panic attack and the other one was his carer.
Woman #2 in charity shop: What was wrong with him?
Woman #1 in charity shop: I think he may have been homophobic…
London
England
Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Coworker, about performance reviews: That's where the managers are. In the conference room with their people, doing it.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Wish I was a manager
Employee: Yeah, and they are supposed to be a big agency.
Boss: Well, bigger is not always better.
Employee: I'd have to disagree in some cases.
Boss: You are dirty, get out of my office.
Scottsdale, Arizona
