Employee, about data extract: Wow! You know, this is kinda big.
Manager: Oh? Just put it in the share drive.
Employee: I think I'll just zip it up before I give it to you.
Manager: What?
Employee yelling: I said I don't think you'll want it, because it's too big to give to you, so I'll have to zip it back up.
Walnut Creek, California
Male middle manager on phone: You did it? (pause) You came!
Lower Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: badTiming…
Ex-Raiders cheerleader boss: Ugh! I can't stand the taste! It's like licking wood.
Burbank, California
Office dude to another: Get out of me!
Waco, Texas
New recruiter: I really am hoping to get that spreadsheet from you so that I can finalize mine.
Contract recruiter: Wow. You're organized.
New recruiter: I am an anal nut.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Matt
Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Worker #1: Say what you want about me, I get shit fucking done.
Worker #2: Yes, you are an excellent shit fucker.
Boca Raton, Florida
Partner: Hello there. Haven't seen you for a while.
Female lawyer: Yeah, you haven't come across me in ages! How did you get away with that?
Partner: It's been on my to-do list.
Sydney
Australia
Office girl: I love Wednesday.
Office guy: It's hump day.
Office girl: I'm single now, I don't get those anymore.
Sydney
Australia
Female coworker: Yeah, so I make fun of his manhood.
Male coworker: You make fun of his junk?
Female coworker: No, I tell him he's not a man.
Boston, Massachusetts
