Male employee: Just came over to check and see how cool it is over on this side.
Female employee #1: It gets warmer the further down the room you get.
Female employee #2: You can sit under my desk, it's really cool under there, you can just have a seat all day.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: b
Female engineer: They don't have any steel members to erect yet.
Annoying guy: That's what she said!
Female engineer, leaving: No, for the last time, she never said anything. Ever. Now I'm going to call your mother to pick you up after school. Fucking trolls!
Manhattan, New York
Office girl: I think any merry-go-round involving drilldoes is not a merry-go-round I want to partake in.
Brookline, Massachusetts
Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Coworker on speakerphone: He tried to put it in today, but he can't get it in the hole.
Boss: Didn't we give him dimensions, Chuck?
Coworker: Yes, we did, but they were too big.
Boss: Let's make a template!
South Carolina
Overheard by: AlyssaFaith
Older rep approaching retirement to 30-something coworker: You have to tease it to get it to start squirting.
Manhattan, New York
Female HR manager: He came way too early this morning. He was coming fast. And then he didn't have time to do what he was supposed to do for me.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
IT worker: I might not know exactly how to do it, but if you want it pounded in quick and dirty, I am your man.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: ZPB
Coworker in impromptu meeting between cubicles: I don't mind being yanked, as long as the yanking continues until it's done.
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Worker: It's not sexual harassment if it's implied.
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Kristina
