Co-worker #1: Okay guys, I’ll see you next week. I’m heading off to Tennessee to see relatives.
Co-worker #2: Well, don’t hook up with anybody.
456 North Kimball Place
Boise, Idaho
Co-worker #1: Okay guys, I’ll see you next week. I’m heading off to Tennessee to see relatives.
Co-worker #2: Well, don’t hook up with anybody.
456 North Kimball Place
Boise, Idaho
Sales guy: That makes about as much sense as a shy stripper.
Bonner Springs, Kansas
Office supply delivery guy: Well, I was just afraid it was shoved up there and wouldn't be found.
Receptionist: (silence)
Wilmington, Delaware
Overheard by: olamac
Woman #1: Do you know Dick?
Woman #2: Sounds familiar.
Woman #1: He's got his hands in everything. I should put her in touch with Dick.
Greeley, Colorado
Office manager to locksmith: You're the guys who service my back door, right?
Portland, Oregon
Male colleague, interrupted by another: Oh! I open my mouth and you come!
Chippenham
England
Copy Editor: Hi, [Marco]. You just missed the porn.
Art Director: What?
Copy Editor: I’m serious. There was porn but I just deleted it. Spam. Usually they take out the pictures…
Art Director: Why didn’t I get the porn?
6100 Center Drive
Los Angeles, California
Older, slightly creepy, owner of firm: Do we have any more batteries?
Young, cute receptionist: No, I can order some.
Owner: Nah, just run home and get the ones out of the toy under your pillow.
Houston, Texas
