…Or, As His Friends Call Him, “Forrest Hump”.

Girl to coworker: I want to meet this handsome man… who likes to sleep with men in the forest.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on December 23, 2014
Coworkers, Illinois, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Wishes

Nah, Just Harassing You

Heavy set secretary on hot day: Why don't you take your pants off?
(rest of office stares at returning estimator)
Fit estimator: Uhhh..are you suggesting I wear shorts?

Sunland, California

Posted on December 22, 2014
California, Clothes, Coworkers, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sexuality

The Sweet Smell of Sexcess

Loud coworker on phone: Yeah, well, I haven't been having much sex… (pause) I mean success! …with that… either. (pause) Uh, I have to go…

Louisville, Colorado

Overheard by: Jen

Posted on December 22, 2014
Accidents, Colorado, Coworkers, On the phone, Sexuality

I Watched a “How To” Video on YouTube Last Night

Manager: Did you receive it?
Employee: Yes! I know what to do! If I get it, I will shove it in her box. I know how to do it!

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Mike

Posted on December 22, 2014
Bosses and Underlings, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality

It's the Difference Between Discipline and Mania

Female employee, about boring task: There's a big difference between sucking for 20 minutes and sucking for 8 hours.

Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: As in a difference per hour?

Posted on December 21, 2014
Compare and contrast, Employees, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Time Management, Washington

Raise Your Hand If You Assumed “Get My Freak On” Meant Something Else

White attorney,at deposition: Are there any activities you used to do before the accident that you can no longer do?
Trinidadian woman, 55: I can’t get my freak on anymore.
White attorney, smiling: Remember, I have to report this to a bunch of other white people. How often did you used to freak before the accident?
Trinidadian woman: Oh, I went to dance clubs all the time. Plus I used to go hiking all the time.
White attorney: And by “hiking,” you mean walking on nature trails, right? I mean, that’s not some hip-hop slang, right?
Trinidadian woman: Yeah, just walking up mountains and stuff.

Brooklyn, New York

Overheard by: Big Larry