Sales rep: I’ve been trying to get them to cut off my leg to the knee. All you got to do is polish it once a month!
Northpoint
San Francisco, California
Sales rep: I’ve been trying to get them to cut off my leg to the knee. All you got to do is polish it once a month!
Northpoint
San Francisco, California
Sales guy #1: What’s going on in the break room?
Sales guy #2: What? Why do you ask?
Sales guy #1: The door is closed.
Sales guy #2: Well, someone’s getting their butt chewed out or they’ve got cake in there! It’s one or the other!
England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina
Excited sales guy on cell: There’s nothing you could do to a pig that I don’t like.
Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Amazing Amanda
Sales rep: Mmmm… This is good. What is this? Harry and David. Oh… So it’s that kind of thing. No, I think they’re brothers, actually.
Forsyth Road
Macon, Georgia
Thoughtful receptionist: What are you getting your wife for Valentine’s Day?
Sales shark: Nothing. She’s already my wife.
Madison Avenue
New York City, New York
Sales person: Did you just say, “dildo”?
Office admin: No! I said, “tail goes”.
Sales person, laughing: Wow. That’s not what I heard.
Office admin: You seriously need some alone time.
James Street
Syracuse, New York
Insurance salesman: Maternity is covered as a sickness under this policy.
39th Avenue
Hollywood, Florida
Black salesman: How do you know about that part of town?
White manager: Coz that’s where the bitches is at!
Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Anonymous Temp
Salesman: That man was crazy!
Architect: Was he gay?
Salesman: No, he’s too old to be gay!
Williamsburg, Virginia
Overheard by: Not too old
