Gosh, You Really Understand Me.

Saleswoman to another, returning from restroom: Damn, that Indian food really does clean you out!
Friend: Yeah, its like Roto-Rooter!

Saks Fifth Ave

Overheard by: agreed

Posted on October 3, 2014
Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New York, Restroom, Sales, Words

Casual Fridays Don't Last Long in Some Offices

Sales manager: Wait…aren't all chaps assless?
Graphic designer: Only when you wear a thong under them like me.

Broad Street
Augusta, Georgia

Posted on September 22, 2014
Body Parts, Clothes, Designers and Photographers, Georgia, Physical Appearance, Sales

Corporate Headhunter: Sigh

Admin to sales: I mean, what if I want to be cremated and my family doesn't want my head sold?

Jacksonville, Florida

Posted on September 15, 2014
Admins, Body Parts, Death, Family, Florida, Questions, Sales, Weirdness, Wishes

If He’s an Idiot and Can Steal Your Clients, That Makes You What?

Sales guy: Jason*, quit calling into my sales territory! You are a freaking poacher!
Jason: Poacher? I don’t even like eggs.
Sales guy: You’re an idiot.

6400 Congress Avenue
Boca Raton, Florida

Overheard by: Fried Egg

Posted on September 12, 2014
Admins, Florida, General Idiocy, Insults, People, Sales, Words

Of a Doubleheader?

Sales girl, shouting to assistant: I told him I would just drink and drive the whole time, and maybe play the back end.

28th Street
New York City, New York

Posted on September 9, 2014
Coworkers, Default, Drinking, New York, Sales

And Believes I’d Be Interested in All Four Seasons of Felicity

Angry sales rep: I hate how Amazon thinks it knows me.

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Overheard by: Not Your Friend Either

Posted on August 30, 2014
Default, Feelings, Internet, New Jersey, Sales, Technology

And What Could I Cover It With?

Customer: What’s this called?
Sales associate: A duvet cover.
Customer: No, no… what’s inside it?
Sales associate: A duvet.

IKEA
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: trying not to laugh

Posted on August 25, 2014
California, Comebacks, Customers, General Idiocy, Places, Questions, Sales

Tomorrow We'll Work on Buttons

Boss to new sales rep: And here is your laptop with the carrying case. The computer just goes in the bag like this and then you use the Velcro straps to strap it in. You're familiar with Velcro, right? You just push the two sides together and… (proceeds to demonstrate)

Norcross, Georgia