Religion

Coworker to assistant: Do Christians celebrate Christmas?

Phoenix, Arizona

Editor #1: I have finger toes.
Photographer: You mean like long and bony?
Editor #1: Yeah, I can, like, pick stuff up with them.
Editor #2: Do you pinch people with them?
Editor #1: Yeah. I always pinch [my wife]. She hates it.
Editor #2: God is just preparing you for when you lose your arms.

333 North Meridian
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: fransen comes alive

Lawyer: So yeah, these guys were totally connected, like the Jewish Mafia. The Kosher Nostra.

80 Centre Street
New York, NY

Overheard by: Invid

Employee at microwave: You know those meatballs have meat in them?
Microwaving employee: Right? Hence, meatballs.
Employee at microwave: Don’t you know the day?
Microwaving employee: Sure, it is Friday all day.
Employee at microwave: Well, it’s Lent, too.
Microwaving employee: You don’t say… Seeing as how I am a big Jew we don’t celebrate that.

Tinley Park, Illinois

Clerk #1: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Clerk #2: I'm not doing anything, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
Clerk #1: What, are you Jewish?

Leader Heights, Maryland

Colleague #1, through the coat closet door: Oh, hey, you changing in there?
Colleague #2: Yes.
Colleague #1: Oh, okay. Mazel tov…
Colleague #2: Uhh… Mazel tov to what?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Jeff

Nurse to another: Do you watch the show where all the scientists live together? Oh you don't watch tv at night? That's show's ungodly sinful… But I do like Six Feet Under.

University of Kentucky Hospital
Lexington, Kentucky

Boss on phone: That’s what I’m saying! He’s had his beer, he’s had his Vegas, he’s a Muslim, and I’m going to hell.

1st Street
Los Angeles, California

Cube dude: I don’t mean this to be harsh, but, you know, the Talmud wasn’t exactly written just to justify your fashion choices.

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Blonde: I’m queen of the Gentiles!

Owings Mills, Maryland