CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
CEO: How big is yours?
Manager: I don't know, I'll have to check.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Coworker, ending discussion on Philadelphia's history: So the Liberty Bell was the bell people rang… when liberty came?
Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Female case worker: I don't care, just stick it anywhere.
Male clerk: Bada-boom bada-bing, stick it in the front?
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Spazzy
Girl: Oh, I've really done it now!
Friend: What?
Girl: Don't worry, you'll smell it in a minute.
Manhattan, New York
Drone: How do you get involved in the human organ market? Does someone just approach you and ask if you want to start selling kidneys?
Kingsville, Texas
Boss: Where have you been the past week?
Agent: I went fishing with friends.
Boss: Why?
Agent: I love fishing with friends, and I took a vacation.
Boss: Listen, I love fucking and drinking, but you don't see me taking a week off to do that.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Nicole
Instructor in hallway: Jacob! Where are your clothes, naked boy? Naked boy!
Martial Arts Academy
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Secretary: So, who wrote the Tom Clancy books again?
Boss: (looks at her)
Secretary: I feel really dumb right now.
Barrie
Canadia
Overheard by: Next room over
Creative director: You're making that up!
HR lady: I am not!
Creative director: Why would you want to be friends with that guy? He wanted to name a flower after you!
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Coworker #1: Ew! Wait, so you really had to expose explicit pictures today? Were they at least… like, good? Or…
Coworker #2: Well, as you know, I'm not attracted to straight porn, so…
Ashland, Massachusetts
Overheard by: It was my first day!
