Coworker #1: I'm not really a reality tv fan, but you know what show I really enjoy and gets to me?
Coworker #2: Which one?
Coworker #1: Tool academy.
Stamford, Connecticut
Coworker #1: I'm not really a reality tv fan, but you know what show I really enjoy and gets to me?
Coworker #2: Which one?
Coworker #1: Tool academy.
Stamford, Connecticut
Professor: How are you today?
PhD student: I'm not dead.
College Park, Maryland
Data entry specialist #1: Why does Miley Cyrus repeat that lyric in her song? And a Jay-C song was on! And a Jay-C song was on!
Data entry specialist #2: “Jay-c”? Do you mean “Jay-Z”?
Data entry specialist #3: I think she needed to add thirty seconds to the song, so she just sang the same lyric over and over.
Data entry specialist #1: That's not a party in the USA! That's just bad song-writing.
Data entry specialist #2: It's brainwashing.
Receptionist: Wait, you all don't like Miley Cyrus?
St. Louis, Missouri
Office director, during phone conference: What's your phone number?
North Carolina
Overheard by: Nick
Female coworker: Does your water bottle say “beaver sports”?
Male coworker: Yes. Beaver sports has been in my life as long as I can remember.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Cool guy #1, leaving restroom: Okay, dude… You hungry?
Cool guy #2: You know it!
Flatiron District
Manhattan, New York
Director: How was your vacation?
African American employee: It was good.
Director: You're so dark you can lay in the sun for two minutes, then hang at the Tiki bar all day.
Park Ridge, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lucy
Managing editor: Am I going to need to start reading this paper every day?
Newsroom
St. George, Utah
Manager: Yeah, I called the bank to get our change ready, but half the time you call them and it's not ready when we get there!
Coworker: Isn't that like what we do, though?
Pizza Place
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Lola
