Secretary #1, after reading e-mail about new hire: Well, she sounds very well-endowed.
Secretary #2: What?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: I didn't see a picture.
Secretary #1, after reading e-mail about new hire: Well, she sounds very well-endowed.
Secretary #2: What?
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: I didn't see a picture.
Boss: Wait,where did the desks go?
Female intern: Are there supposed to be desks?
Boss: What? That's like asking if trains should have seats!
Female intern: Should they?
Canary Wharf
London
England
Cubicle rat, in loud voice: Hey, where were you when I needed a knife? I had to use a key!
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: durp
Warehouse guy: Did I ever give you an eraser that was pre-used?
Homestead, Florida
Admin to partner: So, what would you do if you won the jackpot all on your own? It's up to $113 million. What would you tell your clients?
Partner: Without the naughty parts? “… you!”
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jen
Coworker #1: Could you let me out of the office?
Coworker #2: You didn't bring your entrance card?
Coworker #1: No, and I'm not sure how I got in.
Stockholm
Sweden
Overheard by: Johan
Customer: Do you sell anything that will take the finish off a tile?
Salesman #1: Yeah, I think we have something. Where's that Finnish stripper?
Salesman #2: Out back, next to the Swedish stripper.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Coworker#1: How do you spell “forrrr-est”?
Coworker#2: F-o-r-r-e-s-t.
Coworker#1: Really? Two r's?
Coworker#2: Yep.
Manhattan, New York
Office peon #1: It could be worse, he could be addicted to gay porn or crack.
Office jokester: Does gay porn lead to worse addictions? Does gay porn lead to crack?
Office peon #2: Depends on what type of crack you mean.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Employee #1: I heard that each time you travel overseas, you lose seven years of your life.
Employee #2: What about pilots?
Manhattan, New York
