Coworker, after three months of working on video-game web project: Are Xbox360 and Wii the same?
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Coworker, after three months of working on video-game web project: Are Xbox360 and Wii the same?
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Boss to employee: Here's a thought: why don't you stop being such a parasite?
Bar
Chicago, Illinois
Old lady on cell: Meryl*, why is your mind always in the fucking gutter?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?
Alexandria, Virginia
Doctor: I'm thinking about going up to Austin this weekend.
Nurse #1: What's in Houston?
Doctor: Austin.
Nurse #2: What about Houston?
Doctor: Austin!
Smart-ass tech: Boston?
Lackland Air Force Base, Texas
Overheard by: Geographically Declined
Server #1: So he deals drugs to kids?
Server #2: Well… Indirectly.
Los Angeles, California
Painter #1: I can't find that roller anywhere.
Painter #2: Did you check…
Painter #1, interrupting: I've looked everywhere.
Painter #2: Did you check your butt?
Painter #1: Did you check your mom's butt?
Painter #2: Did you check your mom's face?
Boss painter: Dammit guys, get back to work!
Atlanta, Georgia
Admin #1: You aren't allowed to throw cigarette butts out the window?
Admin #2: You aren't allowed to throw anything out the window.
Admin #1: What about a child?
(pause)
Admin #1: I can't believe I just said that.
Admin #2: It's all good. Maybe cut down on the crack intake.
McKinney, Texas
Sales rep: Have you ever seen a NASCAR driver in person?
NASCAR fan sales rep: I got close enough to Jeff Gordon to see his nose hairs.
Cubeville
Georgia
