But the Problem Is, We’re Completely Wrong

Lawyer #1: We still have the right to prove we’re right, right?
Lawyer #2: Right.

465 California Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: dances with lawyers

Posted on April 26, 2015
California, Coworkers, Questions

You Can't Handle My Zip Code!

Cashier: Sir, what's your zip code?
Customer: Credit.
Cashier: No, your zip code?
Customer: Oh… credit.
Cashier: Your zip code!

Hampton, Virginia

Overheard by: TY

Posted on April 26, 2015
Dumb Customers, Employees, General Idiocy, Money, Questions, Virginia

From My Big Book Of Ways to Deal with Nosy Co-Workers

Worker: Hey, Cheryl*, do you know where the Tylenol is?
Receptionist: It should be under the fax machine. Do you have a headache?
Worker (nonchalantly): No, my balls really hurt today.
Receptionist (after long pause): Oh.

Omaha, Nebraska

Posted on April 25, 2015
Body Parts, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Nebraska, Questions, Receptionists

9AM Doctor’s Appointment

Doctor: Did you put the drugs in the drug room?
Nurse: No! I can’t find where they are supposed to go. Every time I try and find the drugs in that room I want to kill somebody!
Doctor: Please don’t. We shouldn’t be killing any more patients anyway.

250 West Bridge Street
Dublin, Ohio

Posted on April 25, 2015
Advice, Death, Doctors, Health & Hygiene, Nurses, Ohio, Questions, Substance Use & Abuse

My Way Of Telling You to Get a Cell Phone

Receptionist, answering phone: Good afternoon, how can I help you? (pause) I'm sorry, she no longer works at this office. (hangs up phone)
Receptionist to executive secretary: It was for you.

New York City, New York