Employee on phone: Church choir practice kicked my ass last night!
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: DB
Employee on phone: Church choir practice kicked my ass last night!
1400 Douglas Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: DB
Woman on phone: I just don’t want you to end up on that show where the news reporter comes into the kitchen and the guys have their pants off…
K Street
Washington, DC
Woman on phone: I thought that once my father died, my mom would be happy. But that was 25 years ago, and she's still miserable.
Huntington, New York
Lawyer on phone: …No…No….They can’t take your kids away for smokin’ pot, that’s bullshit…Ha, ha, ha!
500 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Sweet-looking old lady on phone: What’s the word on the street? Yeah, that little girl will do just fine… I told her it doesn’t hurt. Well, if you get a good client, it doesn’t hurt… Well, I’ve got twenty… Great, bye!
University
Fort Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: Terrified Co-Worker
Coworker on phone: So, I'm trying to get on MTV, and I keep getting rejected.
San Carlos, California
Boss on phone walking around office: Look, what you’re needing is something more powerful. You should try Viagra.
Overland Park, Kansas
Co-worker on phone: Yeah, my cat died around 2AM, so obviously I worked from home the next day. Yeah…yeah…
22265 Pacific Boulevard
Dulles, Virginia
American patient on cell: …and I don't even know *how* it happened, I remember I had my pants on…
Emergency Room
Germany
CSR on phone: No ma’am, I cannot get the part to you today. If I could beam myself to your house and deliver the part myself, I would. But since I can’t, you will have to wait for overnight shipping.
553 Benson Road
Benton Harbor, Michigan
