Coworker in lunchroom: I just wanted a cake that said “your hair smells like lettuce”, and I shouldn't have to explain why!
Washington, DC
Coworker in lunchroom: I just wanted a cake that said “your hair smells like lettuce”, and I shouldn't have to explain why!
Washington, DC
Nerd #1: All Brittney* talks about is food and sex.
Nerd #2: Yeah, what do you think she likes doing more: talking about eating while having sex, or talking about fucking while having lunch?
333 Pfingsten Road
Northbrook, Illinois
Overheard by: deltar
Woman in bathroom stall, quietly to herself: My crotch smells like bacon!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Employee #1: How’s your burger?
Asian manager, with messy burger: Good, but it’s hard to eat…
Employee #2: It would be harder to eat with chopsticks!
Boston, Massachusetts
Female cube dweller, to no one in particular: The grapes in the cafeteria are going soft on me.
Washington, DC
IT guy: It sounds just like the snack bell, and it makes me drool every time.
Richmond, Virginia
Boss: Anyone want a croissant? I have some leftovers!
New hire: I don't eat croissants. I did once, I was nine, and I got a really bad headache.
Advertising Agency
Richmond, Virginia
Cube girl: I am starving suddenly. Like, Albania-starving.
Cube guy: Are people starving in Albania?
Cube girl: The anorexic ones.
350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Boss who never listens: I need you to pick up the trash in the parking lot before the bank comes today.
Worker: Pork chop sandwiches!
Boss who never listens: Okay, great, let me know when you are done.
Lakewood, Washington
Coworker: Oooh, look at that microwave. It’s all ’50s and industrial and stuff.
Boss: Yeah, look how big it is. You could cook a whole baby in there!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Glad I’m not her baby
