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I Replaced Somebody Who Went Looking for It

Customer: Where is the fresh pasta?
Clerk: I don’t know. I’m new here, too.

Lompoc, California

Overheard by: Still Searching

  • Posted on February 28, 2015
  • California, Comebacks, Customers, Default, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Receptionists
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