Hipster: Making out is my Viagra.
School of Management Office
University of Massachusetts
Hipster: Making out is my Viagra.
School of Management Office
University of Massachusetts
Boss: You can definitely get it to stay up longer when you are by yourself.
Falcon Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Next In Line
UPS guy: I can only speak for the Portuguese consulate…
Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
IT dork: It’s like Christmas when you get to open a new server!
Berkeley Street
Boston, Massachusetts
CSR #1: So, no one was murdered yesterday?
CSR #2: Yeah, I guess it was a good day.
CSR #1: Depends on your point of view.
CS supervisor: I’m leaving.
Staples Drive
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Heater
Token black kid: When Obama is elected we’ll have fried chicken Fridays!
Super white Californian: I love fried chicken!
[they quickly embrace]
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: wallflower
CSR: Click on the number on the left hand side.
Customer: Okay.
CSR: Okay, did that take you to a different page?
Customer: You want me to type in the number?
CSR: No, click on the number.
Customer: Okay.
CSR: Did that take you to a different page?
Customer: No.
CSR: Did you click on the number?
Customer: I didn’t click on anything.
CSR: Click on the number.
Customer: What number?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: loves three way calling and the mute button
Big boss to bigger boss, while on phone with car seller: How much are your car payments?
Bigger boss: An arm, a leg, and a testicle!
Worcester Road
Natick, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Meg
Pierced guy to friend: So the moral of the story is: “Don’t fall asleep in Penn Station when Howie Mandel is around”.
Tremont Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Manager: What seems to be the problem, sir?
Irate customer: Your employee isn’t arguing with me so I can report him to you.
Olympia Sports
Hyannis, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Bobby
