I'm Already Bottoming Out in My Career

Office monkey #1: Sometimes I think it'd just be easier to be gay.
Office monkey #2: Except for the butt sex.
Office monkey #1: …I could take it.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Only woman here…

Posted on November 12, 2022
Coworkers, Florida, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Wishes

Is This a New Trend We're Missing?

Sales rep: I have been waiting for this woman to show up for so long that my clients are looking at me like I am a monkey humping a football.

Clearwater, Florida

Posted on October 26, 2022
Animals, Compare and contrast, Florida, Sales

And Milk Your Condition for All It's Worth?

Coworker #1: Hey, dude, can you cover the office this evening? I have the runs.
Coworker #2: No, I think my daughter wants me to pick her up.
Coworker #1: Dang, man, I guess I'll just eat some cheese.

Mayport, Florida

Overheard by: Bluevain Thunder

Posted on October 13, 2022
Coworkers, Family, Florida, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Wishes

…That's Almost a Good As Knowing an Idol Contestant!

Office lady #1: Did you hear? My buddy shot and killed someone Monday night.
Office lady #2: Uh, what?
Office lady #1: Yep, my buddy Tex! (scurries over to pick up newspaper to proudly show)
Office lady #2: Wow. That's a bit strange.
Office lady #1: I know. Now I know someone that killed somebody!

Jacksonville, Florida

Posted on October 3, 2022
Coworkers, Crimes, Death, Florida, General Idiocy, Violence, Weirdness

Where Lwhoreyers Come From: Explained

Female coworker #1: I've worked here six years and don't really know you that well yet.
Female coworker #2: Ya know, I was the first one hired from off the street…
Cubicle dweller, mumbling under breath: That explains a lot!

Law Office
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Blonde at Heart

Posted on September 28, 2022
Comebacks, Coworkers, Florida, Hiring & Firing, Time Management

Now Have the Good Grace to Look Ashamed Of Yourself

Library clerk to hobo taking food out of food drive box: Hey, you can't just take that!
Hobo: Yo, I'm just cutting out the middleman, brother.

Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Posted on September 27, 2022
Employees, Florida, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Office Politics, Strangers

Ma’am This Is the New South

Old white lady: Excuse me, where do you keep your knickers?
White supervisor, nervously: What? I don’t have any…

Clothing store
Ocala, Florida

Posted on August 21, 2022
Dumb Bosses, Florida, Questions, Race

Mike's Days at the Company Were Numbered After This

Office jokester: If one person calls you a jackass, that's their opinion. If ten people call you a jackass, get a saddle.
Office dullard: What's a saddle?

Cooper City, Florida

Overheard by: Knows what a saddle is

Posted on July 14, 2022
Animals, Coworkers, Florida, Insults, Philosophy, Questions, Words

Huey, Dewey, and Louie Break Into the Money Pit

E-marketing project manager to group of account services team members: They still took your money. They took your money and they rolled around in it with their balls out.

Technology Park
Lake Mary, Florida

Overheard by: Design Goddess

Posted on June 29, 2022
Body Parts, Crimes, Default, Employees, Florida, Money, Words

5PM That’s a Wrap

Boss: Can I see your boobs today?
Underling: Now would be a good time to put in my two weeks.

950 Eller Drive
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Posted on June 26, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Florida, Hiring & Firing, Offers and requests, Possible Sexual Harassment