If That's Good Enough for Your Mom, It's Good Enough for Me

Cashier to bagger: My mom is picking me up because I can't drive until I find my glasses, I lost them and only have my contacts in.
Bagger: So? You can't drive with your contacts?
Cashier: My license says that I must wear corrective lenses!

Atlantic Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Sharyn