Young wife to husband: You know the guy across the street, Jose*? I think he's gay.
Husband: I don't think he's gay, I think he's just Hispanic.

Belleview, Florida

Overheard by: He married into the family, I swear

Manager: He’s so dumb he couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

2000 North Andrews Avenue Ext.
Pompano Beach, Florida

Voluptuous coworker to two male coworkers: … But this Air Force doctor took it and shoved it up there and, let me tell you, it was large.

Lunch room, Environmental company
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: Meg

Line cook: Man, did you fart?! Uhhh! That stinks!
Cute waitress: No, that's my breath.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Marcus

Lawyer on phone: Ya know, I wasn’t really paying attention to what you were saying, but I am leaning towards agreeing with you.

St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: IWNDRY

Female manager: So the guy said that's why they leave traps for mice, but not rats.
Female coworker: I thought mice grew up into rats.

St Petersburg, Florida

Girl applying for marriage license, to fiance: You sure you want to do this?
Fiance to girl: Who else am I gonna marry?
Girl to clerk: Is this the same place you come for divorce too?

Clerk of Court Office
Titusville, Florida

Overheard by: Tricia

Boss: That lady is from Alabama. I used to visit there when I was a kid. It was only 20 to 30 minutes from my house.
Receptionist: … But you lived in Georgia.

Orange Park, Florida

Overheard by: Tristan

Co-Worker #1: Are you ok? You seem frazzled.
Co-Worker #2: Oh, I hit the ground running this morning, and things haven’t let up.
Co-Worker #1: You hit the ground? Did you hurt yourself?

1700 North Maitland Avenue
Maitland, Florida

Overheard by: Siege

Receptionist to FedEx guy: You want my little box, don't you? I was wondering when you were going to come!

Kissimmee, Florida

Overheard by: Ijustworkhere