Owner: Have you proposed to her yet? When are you gonna propose to that girl? You're not getting a bonus, a raise, or a review until you get down on your knees.
Employee: (smirks)
Owner: For her!
Rogers, Arkansas
Owner: Have you proposed to her yet? When are you gonna propose to that girl? You're not getting a bonus, a raise, or a review until you get down on your knees.
Employee: (smirks)
Owner: For her!
Rogers, Arkansas
Casting assistant: I knew it was already dirty, but I was half way in and it was too late to turn back.
336 West 17th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: cubicle neighboor
Employee #1: Have you seen the new girl?
Employee #2: No, but Fat Matt in cube 3 was just asking for some ketchup, so you better hurry!
6666 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Office dweller on phone: You get Snoop. We get Jon Bon Jovi.
Austin, Texas
Lead animator: Did you know Thomas Edison’s last creation was a wax phonograph cylinder rendered from his own fat?
Las Cruces, New Mexico
Office chick #1: Hey, Lauren* wants you to answer her phone while she's out.
Office chick #2: Tell her to go jerk off in a corner.
Main Street
Peekskill, New York
Overheard by: Pam Beesly
Insurance representative: If you were to come to us individually, it would cost you about $45 a month, but since you guys get a group rate, it's only $8.61 every other week. That's less than $23 a month!
Kirkland, Washington
Overheard by: Ferox
Older office guy: Every day I'd go in, moon her, and she'd throw candy at me.
Jeannette, Pennsylvania
Female with short cropped hair, dressed like a man: All the men here act like they haven't seen a woman in 25 years… They just keep staring.
South Michigan
Office drone, about son's sports team: Those are the easiest balls to get on top of.
Hawthorne, New York
