Woman in bathroom: Smell that peach! You know it's clean!
Pflugerville, Texas
Woman in bathroom: Smell that peach! You know it's clean!
Pflugerville, Texas
Borders customer: It's by… I don't know her name, but she's the new Poet Laureate.
Borders clerk: Her name is “Laureate”?
Borders customer, sighing: Never mind.
Sunnyvale, California
Employee #1: You are so anal about cleaning…
Employee #2: I am the queen of anal.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Jodie
Office peon on phone: Look, I'm busy right now so I'll have to call you back. What's your phone number?
Stupid office peon: Ummm… I don't know. I never call myself.
Nashville, Tennessee
Extremely loud cube rat: Okay, let me check on that for you. That is “c” as in “Sam”?
Troy, New York
Overheard by: Sneaker
Office drone: I know that, I'm not stupidity.
5th Avenue
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Apparently I'm With Stupid
Boss to conference call participant: Is that study from the US?
Conference call participant: No, it's from Massachusetts.
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Window with no office
Girl in cubicle: I feel so professional today… I just googled Dow Jones.
Research Triangle Park
Durham, Raleigh
Dumb employee: See, the thing about putting oil and vinegar into a squeeze bottle is that you have to make a decision… You either get oil, or you get vinegar.
Smart employee: Shake it?
Dumb employee: Well…you made a fool out of me.
Port Washington, New York
Overheard by: Chenga
Cubicle dweller: God, I hate when I type like a retard. Hmmm… Wonder what a retard types like.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Forrest Gump
