Office worker, every time her phone rings: Fuck. What now?
Mississauga
Canadia
Office worker, every time her phone rings: Fuck. What now?
Mississauga
Canadia
Cubicle prisoner to herself: I haven’t shoved the keyboard down my throat yet.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: Everyday Monday
Perverted girl looking at a picture of two ducks mating: I swear, if you saw them going at it, you would have been jealous. He was really giving it to her!
Commercial Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: Animal lover has a whole new meaning
Receptionist: Oh, I forgot today was Friday the 13th. I do pay attention to that, because I was in a bad car accident in high school on a Friday the 13th.
HR assistant: So no going out and drinking tonight, then?
Receptionist (bemusedly): Well…
HR assistant: You’ll just stay home and drink, right?
Receptionist: (laughs) Yeah, that’s when you know you’re an alcoholic, when you stay home and drink.
HR assistant: And you’re pregnant.
Receptionist: Right. Don’t want people being judgmental at the bar.
Airport Way
Seattle, Washington
Female designer: I’ve been yoinked a lot today.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Meg
Student: Hi, I was wondering what time you closed.
Front desk clerk: We close tonight at midnight.
Student: Yeah, but what time exactly? Like 9 pm?
Seattle, Washington
Sad boss: Like cats in a parade, they just do whatever they want to do.
6th Avenue
New York City, New York
Intern: I was like: “Who do you think you are?! You had like two lines in Hanna Montana! You are not Zac Efron, okay?”
Constitution Drive
Victoria, Texas
Overheard by: Diana
Hipster: Making out is my Viagra.
School of Management Office
University of Massachusetts
Fat coworker: Dude, all these re-orgs and manager changes really suck.
Skinny coworker: You know what else sucks? Polio.
Ontario Street
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: The loud one
