Radio operator, during long C-130 flight: Pilot…
Pilot: Go.
Radio operator: Can we do a snap roll?
Pilot: Yes, but only once.
Alaska
Radio operator, during long C-130 flight: Pilot…
Pilot: Go.
Radio operator: Can we do a snap roll?
Pilot: Yes, but only once.
Alaska
Coworker to another: I was going to get you back by putting your phone in the fridge. However, I opened that fridge… and it was like death in there.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Copywriter #1: Hey, Margaret Atwood's coming out with her own brand of coffee.
Copywriter #2: That'll be the weirdest coffee ever!
Copywriter #3: It'll taste like… Birds!
Ontario
Canadia
Cube guy: Mine didn't have that chickeny rooster thing, though!
Boca Raton, Florida
Coworker: Okay, have a good weekend. I'm off to a sweet sixteen party. (pause) From Bloomsday to sweet sixteen: the sublime to the ridiculous.
Manhattan, New York
Female engineer: They don't have any steel members to erect yet.
Annoying guy: That's what she said!
Female engineer, leaving: No, for the last time, she never said anything. Ever. Now I'm going to call your mother to pick you up after school. Fucking trolls!
Manhattan, New York
Coworker, hanging up phone: My daughter swallowed a Lego, I gotta go.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The_SuperVixen
Frustrated coworker: I'm not showin' him no dodgy papers!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Cubicle rat #1, trying to read computer screen: Ugh! I wish I had good eyes!
Cubicle rat #2: Maybe you need glasses.
Cubicle rat #1: I don't need glasses. I need good eyes!
Braintree, Massachusetts
Office girl #1: Is that soy milk?
Office girl #2: Yes, I'm allergic to cow's milk.
Office girl #1: Oh? Because of the caffeine?
Office Kitchen
London
England
Overheard by: LizD
