Cube mate #1: Get some rest tonight. We have to look good in front of the boss at the charity bowl-a-thon tomorrow.
Cube mate #2: Are you bringing your balls?
Sugar Land, Texas
Cube mate #1: Get some rest tonight. We have to look good in front of the boss at the charity bowl-a-thon tomorrow.
Cube mate #2: Are you bringing your balls?
Sugar Land, Texas
Coworker to another: Did you just eat that muffin-top?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Whitney
Coworker to German boss: Every time I see the Dalai Lama, I feel better. It's true, don't you just feel better when you see the Dalai Lama?
German boss: Every time I see Steve Jobs, I feel better.
Van Nuys, California
Overheard by: two chicks laughing in our cubes
Coworker, heading to bathroom: I'll be back in about a half hour.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Depressed coworker: Sometimes violent movies cheer me up, too.
Nashville, Tennessee
Cubicle dweller: It's Wednesday… Everything is falling apart. You just put it back together and wait for the weekend.
Simsbury, Connecticut
Cube dweller #1: You know when you go to put your hand on it, and it's not there?
Cube dweller #2: I hate it when that happens…
Leeds
England
Overactive office employee: Do you know what we are know as among the other agencies in Philadelphia?
Cube mate: The fat kids.
Overactive office employee: The fat kids.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1 to coworker #2, carrying motorcycle helmet: Did you ride in today?
Coworker #2: Nope, my driving has just been so poor recently that I thought the helmet was a good move.
Littleton, Colorado
Overheard by: 3rd coworker
Cube rat to another, discussing lunch: I don't like the taste, so I just hurried up and swallowed it.
Voice over cubicle wall: That's what she said!
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Laughing in Alaska
